JOSH JONES

Nickname: Rogan, JJ
Guernsey Number: 24
Height: 6ft cms
Weight: 83 kgs
Date of Birth: before you
Debut: 2005
Favorite Team: Hawks
Favorite Food: Seafood
Favorite Music: Anything as long as it's loud
Most memorable moment at BRFC?: Round 1 2005
Name 5 people you would like to invite to a dinner party?

• Anelina Jolie
• Nelson Mandela
• John Platten
• Michael Jordan
• John Travolta

Most useless piece of trivia you know: A pigs orgasm last 20 minutes

Kevin Bowers

Nickname: Pommie, PK, The Judge
Guernsey Number: 55
Height: 185 cms
Weight: 85 kgs
Date of Birth: 0000-00-00
Debut: 2002-04-13
Favorite Team: West Ham United
Favorite Food: Hare Pie
Favorite Music: The Smiths, Stone Roses, old skool punk, banging House
Most memorable moment at BRFC?: Kicking the 1st goal in my 50th game and playing along side such greats as Chunks,Toddy and Cogo
Name 5 people you would like to invite to a dinner party?

• Jimmy Hendrix on Rythmn and Lead
• Marc Bolan on the dashboard
• Sid Vicious on whatever fits in a syringe
• Karen Carpenter on a diet
• John Denver on a one way trip to Grandma's feather bed

Most useless piece of trivia you know: The King of Hearts is the only King without a moustache

Dean Brostek

Nickname: fester
Guernsey Number: 2
Height: 5'10 cms
Weight: 86 kgs
Date of Birth: 0000-00-00
Debut: '96
Favorite Team: Pies, Rockers
Favorite Food:
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Most memorable moment at BRFC?:
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Brent Ward - Reserves Coach

Nickname: Wardy
Guernsey Number: 36
Height: Tall cms
Weight: Enough kgs
Date of Birth: 'Um yep
Debut: 80's
Favorite Team: Rockers
Favorite Food:
Favorite Music:
Most memorable moment at BRFC?: 200th Game... Long story!!
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Andrew Topakas

Nickname: "Turbo"
Guernsey Number: 4 (easy Johnno)
Height: Collingwood 6ft'r cms
Weight: Healthy kgs
Date of Birth: 70's
Debut: 2007
Favorite Team:
Favorite Food:
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Most memorable moment at BRFC?:
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Shane Tatt

Nickname: Spider
Guernsey Number: 47
Height: 6 Ft'sh cms
Weight: 85 kgs
Date of Birth:
Debut:
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Most memorable moment at BRFC?:
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Paul O'halloran

Nickname: Bash
Guernsey Number: 5
Height: 5 ft 10 &1/2 cms
Weight: 86 kgs
Date of Birth: Calculator
Debut: see above
Favorite Team:
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Most memorable moment at BRFC?:
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• Duck

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DON AVERY

Nickname: Duck
Guernsey Number: 48
Height: 175 cms
Weight: 78 kgs
Date of Birth: 0000-00-00
Debut: stone age
Favorite Team: Essendon
Favorite Food: Steak & Salad
Favorite Music: Creadance
Most memorable moment at BRFC?: Grand Final win
Name 5 people you would like to invite to a dinner party?

• Desperate housewife
• Desperate housewife
• Desperate housewife
• Desperate housewife
• Desperate housewife

Most useless piece of trivia you know: Dolly Parton has breast implants

MICK BENNETT

Nickname: Nakaz,Micka
Guernsey Number: 7
Height: 180 cms
Weight: 85 kgs
Date of Birth: 78
Debut: 99
Favorite Team: Hawks
Favorite Food: Grandma's Lamb Roast
Favorite Music: Anything and everything
Most memorable moment at BRFC?: Watching the winning GF '04
Name 5 people you would like to invite to a dinner party?

• Winner of Miss Universe '06
• 2nd place Miss Universe '06
• 3rd place Miss Universe '06
• 4th place Miss Universe '06
• 5th place Miss Universe '06

Most useless piece of trivia you know: The Argentinian Lake Duck has a 69cm penis

STEPHEN ANDERSON

Nickname: Ando
Guernsey Number: 43
Height: 181 cms
Weight: 86 kgs
Date of Birth: 70's
Debut: few weeks ago
Favorite Team: Essendon
Favorite Food: Seafood
Favorite Music: Black Eyed Peas, Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Most memorable moment at BRFC?: Ducks romance with Rain Mako
Name 5 people you would like to invite to a dinner party?

• Hirdy
• Jimmy Hird
• James Hird
• The Hirdster
• not monfries

Most useless piece of trivia you know: What is the capital of Spain?

ALAN BRUDAR

Nickname: Brudes, Barney
Guernsey Number: 3
Height: 184 cms
Weight: 0 kgs
Date of Birth: 1981-06-25
Debut: last year
Favorite Team: Melbourne
Favorite Food: Pizza
Favorite Music: Fightstar, Bush, Jimmy eats worms
Most memorable moment at BRFC?: Wilco losing Sammys money at cards then returning 10 mins later cashed up
Name 5 people you would like to invite to a dinner party?

• 5 women
• who haven't
• been to
• Fynbars or
• Khyatts

Most useless piece of trivia you know: ALmost everyone who reads this site will try and lick their own elbow

TOM RAFTERY

Nickname: Blank
Guernsey Number: 0
Height: 188 cms
Weight: 130 kgs
Date of Birth: 0000-00-00
Debut: 0000-00-00
Favorite Team: Fremantle
Favorite Food: Everything
Favorite Music: Beach Boys
Most memorable moment at BRFC?: 1980 Premiership
Name 5 people you would like to invite to a dinner party?

• Mother Theresa
• Adolf Hitler
• Bill Clinton
• Kevin Handley
• Monica Lewinsky

Most useless piece of trivia you know: I gatecrashed a wedding reception by mistake.

TIM PERROT

Nickname: TP,
Guernsey Number: 37
Height: 0 cms
Weight: 0 kgs
Date of Birth: 80's
Debut: last year
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Most memorable moment at BRFC?:
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ADRIAN TARANTO

Nickname: Donny
Guernsey Number: 39
Height: 0 cms
Weight: 0 kgs
Date of Birth:
Debut: rd 1
Favorite Team:
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Most memorable moment at BRFC?:
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JAMIE FOSTER

Nickname: Jaim, Big J
Guernsey Number: 25
Height: 194 cms
Weight: 83 kgs
Date of Birth: 70's
Debut: 2004
Favorite Team: Rockers
Favorite Food: Steak & Chips
Favorite Music: House
Most memorable moment at BRFC?: '04 footy trip, Gold Coast opening night @ Penthouse Pals Bar
Name 5 people you would like to invite to a dinner party?

• anyone
• who
• gives
• me
• beer

Most useless piece of trivia you know: My second toe is longer than my big toe

DAMIAN DEVOLA

Nickname: Maxi
Guernsey Number: white maggot
Height: 184 cms
Weight: 0 kgs
Date of Birth: 0000-00-00
Debut: 1996-04-01
Favorite Team: Essendon
Favorite Food: Anything other than sand
Favorite Music: Anything other than that R&B shite
Most memorable moment at BRFC?: Hobart footy trip Morles dumped in the sink, Tackles shined shoes with his head, Fester got locked in a grab for cash at the casino, Burger slept the whole time.
Name 5 people you would like to invite to a dinner party?

• Jazzy
• Jessica Alba
• Eddy Vedder
• Mohammed Ali
• Michael Jordan

Most useless piece of trivia you know: Duelling is ligal in Paraguay, as long as both participants are registered blood donors

KIM MORAN

Nickname: Diddy Kimba
Guernsey Number: 17
Height: 194 cms
Weight: 115 kgs
Date of Birth: 0000-00-00
Debut: 2005-01-06
Favorite Team: Boston Celtics
Favorite Food: Seafood
Favorite Music: I like all music
Most memorable moment at BRFC?: Cocktail Night 2005
Name 5 people you would like to invite to a dinner party?

• Larry Bird
• Jack Nicklaus
• Richard Branson
• Michael Jordan
• Bill Walton

Most useless piece of trivia you know: Johannesburg in Sth Africa ia the only capital city in the world that is not built on a water feature. IE.river,lake,bird bath

ROBBIE KIRK

Nickname: Captain
Guernsey Number: 0
Height: 0 cms
Weight: 0 kgs
Date of Birth: 0000-00-00
Debut: 0000-00-00
Favorite Team:
Favorite Food:
Favorite Music:
Most memorable moment at BRFC?:
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STEVE SCOTT

Nickname: Scottie
Guernsey Number: 35
Height: 185 cms
Weight: 93 kgs
Date of Birth: 0000-00-00
Debut: 0000-00-00
Favorite Team: Richmond
Favorite Food: Chicken Parma
Favorite Music: Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters
Most memorable moment at BRFC?: 1st win Vs Lyndale
Name 5 people you would like to invite to a dinner party?

• Dave Grohl
• Al Bundy
• Jessica Simpson
• Carmen Electra
• Damien Oliver

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EVAN LUKAS

Nickname: Eyeballs
Guernsey Number: 38
Height: 0 cms
Weight: 0 kgs
Date of Birth: 0000-00-00
Debut: 0000-00-00
Favorite Team: Pies
Favorite Food:
Favorite Music:
Most memorable moment at BRFC?:
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KEL SPRATT

Nickname: Spratta
Guernsey Number: 18
Height: 183 cms
Weight: 49 kgs
Date of Birth: 80's
Debut: last year
Favorite Team: Liverpool, Bombers
Favorite Food: Mcdonalds McFlurry
Favorite Music: peter gabriel (80's)
Most memorable moment at BRFC?: winning first game, club champion
Name 5 people you would like to invite to a dinner party?

• Chris Judd
• Andrew McLeod
• Alyssa Milano
• Donald Trump,
• James Hird

Most useless piece of trivia you know: the numbers on a roullette table add up to 666...Scary!!

TIM SIM

Nickname: Dim
Guernsey Number: 20
Height: narly 6ft cms
Weight: 80kg kgs
Date of Birth: 70's
Debut: 1996
Favorite Team: Bombers and the cats by marriage
Favorite Food: anything edible. Mums sausage rolls, tiff's scallop potatoes
Favorite Music: something i can 'get down' too
Most memorable moment at BRFC?: meeting great blokes every year. any football trip i've been on
Name 5 people you would like to invite to a dinner party?

• Why stop at 5
• for a dinner party
• Invite 500
• and have
• a real PARTY !!

Most useless piece of trivia you know: In murder mysteries......the butler never did it.

JOHN SINCLAIR

Nickname: Heritage, Mighty Mouse, Milhouse,the dog
Guernsey Number: 4
Height: not much cms
Weight: 8o's kgs
Date of Birth: 78
Debut: 99
Favorite Team: Bombers (go Monfries!!)
Favorite Food: Roast chicken
Favorite Music: Britney Spears
Most memorable moment at BRFC?: 2001 Adelaide footy trip
Name 5 people you would like to invite to a dinner party?

• Jimmy Hird
• Britney Spears
• Milhouse Van Houten
• George Carlin
• Bill

Most useless piece of trivia you know: Napoleon's hemorrhoids contributed 2 his defeat at Waterloo. They wouldn't allow him so survey the battle field on horseback.

GAVIN SOUTHERN

Nickname: Matrix
Guernsey Number: 0
Height: 6 cms
Weight: 88 kgs
Date of Birth: 0000-00-00
Debut: 0000-00-00
Favorite Team: Collingwood
Favorite Food: Chicken Souvlaki
Favorite Music: Led Zeppelin, Techno
Most memorable moment at BRFC?: Kicking a goal Vs St.Kilda City to reduce the deficit to 40 pts
Name 5 people you would like to invite to a dinner party?

• The oriental "Laker" girl
• The Pope
• Heather Graham
• Paris Hilton
• Jennifer Hawkins

Most useless piece of trivia you know: The skin is the bodies largest organ

SAM WATERS

Nickname: Sammy/Muddy
Guernsey Number: 46
Height: 177 cms
Weight: 0 kgs
Date of Birth: 0000-00-00
Debut: 2006-00-00
Favorite Team: Carlton
Favorite Food: Chinese
Favorite Music: U2
Most memorable moment at BRFC?:
Name 5 people you would like to invite to a dinner party?

• Pete
• John Densmore
• Rainbow Warrior
• Pdog
• And a suicide bomber. Note to self not to attend

Most useless piece of trivia you know: According to British Law passed in 1845. Attempting to commit suicide is a capital offence and offenders could be hung for trying so.

JASON TICKNER

Nickname: Tickers
Guernsey Number: 32
Height: 170 cms
Weight: Massive kgs
Date of Birth: 0000-00-00
Debut: 0000-00-00
Favorite Team:
Favorite Food:
Favorite Music:
Most memorable moment at BRFC?: GF night BOG
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Most useless piece of trivia you know: Hang on, hang on---I know this one

STEVE BENNETT

Nickname: SB
Guernsey Number: 6
Height: 185cm cms
Weight: 80kg kgs
Date of Birth: 79
Debut: 2001
Favorite Team: Hawks
Favorite Food: Seafood or a souvlaki at 3am in the morning
Favorite Music: Pearl jam / Ben Harper
Most memorable moment at BRFC?: The final siren in the 04' GF.
Name 5 people you would like to invite to a dinner party?

• Crawf
• Ben Harper
• Kurt Cobain (minus the bullet)
• Jennifer Hawkins (minus her clothes
• Angelina Jolie (minus her cloths)

Most useless piece of trivia you know: In Islamic countries is not only a sin but alsoa crime to eat lamb that you have had sex with.

James Challis

Nickname: Challo, Tooheys n(sp)ew, Wild
Guernsey Number: 9
Height: 189 cms
Weight: will be less if I stop drinking with Loge's & Brudar kgs
Date of Birth: 70's
Debut: Rd 1
Favorite Team: Pies
Favorite Food: Burger's kitchen on thurs?
Favorite Music: Pearl Jame, Oils,Nicko's pre game rapp!!
Most memorable moment at BRFC?: Brudar being escorted out of the Vineyard by security
Name 5 people you would like to invite to a dinner party?

• The young trainer
• Tickers
• Loges
• Nick Owen
• Bright Spark

Most useless piece of trivia you know: Wilko is not 94 kgs as stated on this website!!

Damian Wilson

Nickname: Chunky
Guernsey Number: 0
Height: 0 cms
Weight: 0 kgs
Date of Birth: 0000-00-00
Debut: 0000-00-00
Favorite Team:
Favorite Food:
Favorite Music:
Most memorable moment at BRFC?:
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Mark Whalebone

Nickname: The Whale, Whiz
Guernsey Number: 56
Height: 4'6 cms
Weight: 0 kgs
Date of Birth: count count that far
Debut: bout 300 games ago
Favorite Team:
Favorite Food:
Favorite Music:
Most memorable moment at BRFC?:
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Cardin Leorke

Nickname: Cards, The Lerkster
Guernsey Number: 12
Height: 6.0 cms
Weight: 93 kgs
Date of Birth: 70's
Debut: 2003
Favorite Team: Dee's
Favorite Food: Most food hence 93 kgs
Favorite Music: Hardcore, Aussie Hip Hop
Most memorable moment at BRFC?: Playing 4 games in a row and Luxxy burning his ball sack with Nair
Name 5 people you would like to invite to a dinner party?

• Tyra Banks
• Naomi Campbell
• Angelina Jolie
• Jessica Alba
• Jennifer Anniston, (big scrag on with Angelina methinks. pommie)

Most useless piece of trivia you know: Using Nair on your scrotum will make you impotent

Dan Jenkins

Nickname: Jenko
Guernsey Number: 14
Height: 0 cms
Weight: 0 kgs
Date of Birth: 70's
Debut: 99
Favorite Team:
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Most memorable moment at BRFC?:
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Kevin Handley

Nickname: X-Prez, KH,
Guernsey Number: trainers jacket
Height: 0 cms
Weight: 0 kgs
Date of Birth: 0000-00-00
Debut: 0000-00-00
Favorite Team:
Favorite Food:
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Most memorable moment at BRFC?:
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Adrian Warry

Nickname: Dish,
Guernsey Number: 0
Height: 0 cms
Weight: 0 kgs
Date of Birth: 0000-00-00
Debut: 0000-00-00
Favorite Team:
Favorite Food:
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Most memorable moment at BRFC?:
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Adam Ladd

Nickname: Laddy,
Guernsey Number: clip board
Height: 0 cms
Weight: 0 kgs
Date of Birth: 70's
Debut: 90's
Favorite Team:
Favorite Food:
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Most memorable moment at BRFC?:
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Brad Nopper

Nickname: Noppaaaz baggz
Guernsey Number: 21
Height: 0 cms
Weight: 0 kgs
Date of Birth: 70's
Debut: 2000
Favorite Team:
Favorite Food:
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Most memorable moment at BRFC?:
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Brett Miller

Nickname: Googy Egg (so it seems)
Guernsey Number: 41
Height: 6ft cms
Weight: 92 kgs
Date of Birth: 76
Debut: Rd 1
Favorite Team: Hawks
Favorite Food: KFC
Favorite Music: powderfinger, fleetwood mac, U2
Most memorable moment at BRFC?: Pre season sssion when Kirky ran flat out into a bush chasing a footy
Name 5 people you would like to invite to a dinner party?

• Sam Newman,
• Hamish Carter
• Jim Carrey
• Paris Hilton
• Challo

Most useless piece of trivia you know: listening to Tim Sim on the footy feild, that is trivial.

Matt Nicklos

Nickname: "Junior"
Guernsey Number: 24
Height: (Inc hair) -6ft cms
Weight: 81kg kgs
Date of Birth: 80's
Debut: 2007
Favorite Team:
Favorite Food:
Favorite Music:
Most memorable moment at BRFC?: Not Sth Yarra
Name 5 people you would like to invite to a dinner party?

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